Charmaine

Charmaine (or Cha as she’s more commonly known) is a beauty junkie. She thinks that you should be able to get spray tans on the NHS and doesn’t see any issue with wearing boob tubes to work (she’s a dental assistant, which is “well mingin” but a good back stop until she gets her big break modeling or singing).

Charmaine likes the good things in life like Asti Spumante, holidays in Benidorm and dancing with her mates till three at her favourite club Babe Station.

Despite this Charmaine is an excellent parent to her son Beckham ensuring that he always gets a good babysitter and has invested in all the Sky channels to “keep his mind stimulated”. She would eventually like to pop out a half brother or sister for Beckham as she’s hate it if was an only child and the child tax credits come in well handy.

Charmaine quote: “Vodka and Red Bull on the rocks please”
Favourite programme: The Jeremy Kyle Show