Ross

Ross thinks he’s the next Alan Sugar and spends most of his time dreaming up business ideas that are all fatally flawed or completely useless.

His latest idea was an unmitigated disaster – BATHTAN was a cheap way of getting an all over tan by lying in a bath of brown liquid (ingredients were top secret but the coffee and Bisto kept going missing). Charmaine agreed to test the concept for a 10% share of the business (she got that from Dragon’s Den). Unfortunately the liquid turned her one shade down from jet black and it was two weeks before she could bear to be seen in public. She still has issues in certain crevices.

Despite this Ross lives the dream by partying hard and swanning round in his highly customised Vauxhall Astra which has a sound system that can be heard two counties away. He is constantly talking and texting to “his women” but mysteriously none of the family have ever known him to have had a girlfriend.

Always suited with too many shirt buttons undone he is the families acknowledged “king of bling” – a cross between Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ross Kemp.

Ross quote: “I am business, and I mean that”.
Favourite person: Duncan Bannatyne